No kiddin'.About 10 years ago, I met a girl via IRC (of all places..) and arranged to have coffee with her one night. Seemed fairly cute from the photo she tossed me, which, of course, was just of her face. So anyway, I head over to the local coffee shop to meet her. The door opens, and in she walks.Sideways.This chick had, I ***** you not, one of the worst cases of "bubble butt" I have ever seen. She looked for the most part completely normal from her head to her waist, but below that, my God... Had the upper body of a 130 pound girl and the lower body of a 500 pound she-beast. I have never seen anything like that before in my life, before or since. This girl's ass was so large she, literally, had to walk through the ***** door sideways.(Incidentally, she also turned out to be ***** nuts. I couldn't exactly get up and leave when I saw her walk in, so, I ended up talking with her for a bit. Over the course of 20 minutes, she'd explained to me that her biggest achievement in life up until that point was that she's given head to one of Neil Young's band members, "Crazy Horse" or something. She was literally proud of herself for that. )